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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do prisoners use to call each other?","punchline":"Cell phones.","id":189}
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}